Whatsapp Funny Text SMS

Whatsapp would be a disaster

Whatsapp would be a disaster if

‘Last Seen At’

was changed to

‘Last Seen With’. :lol:

8 baate 8 baato ko

8 baate 8 baato ko khatm kar deti hai:

1 Sorry – Galti ko.

2 Dukh – Zindagi ko.

3 Gussa – Rishte ko.

4 Jhuth – Vishwas ko.

5 Saath – Gam ko.

6 Dhokha – Pyaar ko.

7 Facebook – Career ko

8 Whats app – Time ko.

Daily:1 Apple

Daily:

1 Apple = No Doctor

1Tulsi Patta = No Cancer

1 Nimbu = No Fat

1 Glass Milk = No Bone Problms

3 Ltr Water = Skin Saaf

&

Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh!! :D

Old Generation: Neki kar

Old Generation: Neki kar, Dariya mein daal

New Generation: Kuch bhi kar, Facebook &amp, Watsapp pe daal.

Ladki Wale Ladke se

Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?

Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.

Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.

Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.

Dedicated to All Admins

Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar.. 8-)

Boy ki engagement 1

Boy ki engagement 1 bahut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui…

Woh dono pure din rat whatsap se baat kiya karte rehte the.

Akhir vo raat aahi gaii..

ush raat ladka, ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola..

Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho… Tumhe kya gift karu..

Ladki sharmati hui boli….

“Do aap taa Dill Tale….”.

MORAL: Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha, Bus dekh liya whats aap ka natija. :shock: :D

Waqt ke Tufan me

Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye,

Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye,

Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath,

Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye…

Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye. :D :)

Ladki pic upload karke

Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:

Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?

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Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai

to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..

uss mein dekh le,

humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya!!

Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat dala karo!!

I said why?

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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone ganda ho jata hai..!!

Aaj subha maine newspaper

Aaj subha maine newspaper mein Padha ki:

Doston ke saath whatsapp karne se

sabse jyada time waste hota hai.

To aaj se..

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Newspaper Band!

Sala doston pe ungli uthata hai.. :D

Hasi mazak ke wo pal

Hasi mazak ke wo pal yaad rakhna,

Meri is dosti ko yaad rakhna,

Mehfil mein kal main rahu ya na rahu,

EK THA TIGER.. Aap ke group mein bus itna yaad rakhna.