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November 20, 2014

Marriage Whatsapp Text SMS

Some people ask the secret
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo,

Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.

Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.

After a terrible fight..

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I’ll permanently go to my mother’s house
.
.
Husband:
“TAXI”… !!!

Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani Hai…

Gusse Ka Aana “Mard” Hone K Nishani
Hai…
.
.
.
.
Magar…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gusse Ko Pee Jana
“Husband” Hone Ki Nishani
Hai…!!

Height Of "Bad Luck"

Height Of “Bad Luck”
A Boy ‘n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl’s Father Caught them…
Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

Things in Boys' room Before marriage:

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95

After marriage:

Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

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