Superb Definitions…!
Superb Definitions…!
School- A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.
Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.
Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.
Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.
Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.
Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.
Smile- A Curve That Can Set ALot Of Things Straight.
Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.
Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”
GIRL stands for
GIRL stands for
G: GOSSIP mein sab se aage
I: INNOCENT sirf shakal se
R: RONE ki machine
L: LADAI mein sab ki maa
Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?
STUPID
STUPID
Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?
S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P = Pana Chahta Hon
I = Is Liye
D = Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna.
So don’t LOVE. Only line maro….
L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only line maro….
Friendship is “More Clear than Water”,
Friendship is
“More Clear than Water”,
“More Pure than Gold”,
“More Sweet than Honey”,
So thank you for Sharing God’s Beautiful Gift With me
Meaning of Father:
Meaning of Father:-
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kaha,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Ek Or
I : I
D : Date
Superb Definitions…!
School- A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.
Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.
Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.
Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.
Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.
Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.
Smile- A Curve That Can Set A
Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.
Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!
MEANING OF M O T H E R:
MEANING OF M O T H E R:M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”
GIRL stands for
GIRL stands forG: GOSSIP mein sab se aage
I: INNOCENT sirf shakal se
R: RONE ki machine
L: LADAI mein sab ki maa
Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?
STUPIDSTUPID
Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?
S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P = Pana Chahta Hon
I = Is Liye
D = Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna.
So don’t LOVE. Only line maro….
L =====O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only line maro….
Friendship is “More Clear than Water”,
Friendship is“More Clear than Water”,
“More Pure than Gold”,
“More Sweet than Honey”,
So thank you for Sharing God’s Beautiful Gift With me
Meaning of Father:
Meaning of Father:-F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Ye Kya Hai EID?Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kaha,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Ek Or
I : I
D : Date
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